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That’s Not My Dog… By: Kaden.A

That’s not my dog. It tail is too bold. That’s not my dog. It feet are too monstrous. That’s not my dog. Its tong is too stretched out. That’s not my dog. Its eyes are too sparkly. That’s not my dog. Its spots are too colossal. That’s not my dog. Its fur is too rough. That’s not my dog. It is too dirty. That’s not my dog. It’s too energetic. That’s not my dog. It’s too daring. That’s not my dog. It’s too vicious. That’s not my dog. It’s too chubby. That’s not my dog. It’s too clean. That’s my dog! Its fur is so magnificently soft!