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Kiddy Wars By Calvin K.

Calvin: OK, OK, OK, we give up!

Jake: What? So we win? Yea!!

Jon: Ha! Take that, Calv, we win!!

Jo: Why did we give up?

Calv: Because of them!

SID AND TY SHOW UP

Sid: You guys are playing Nerf? You guys really are stupid, aren’t you?

Calv: Well, you know, Jo and I aren’t playing; you can even ask Jake and Jon.

Sid: Oh, is that right? Well then, how about Ty and me can play too?

Ty: Heh, yeah, why haven’t you guys invited us, huh?

CALV AND JO SNEAK AWAY

Jake: You guys are a bunch of Bozos. I don’t even think you two can shoot a dead bird three feet from your faces! Right, Jon? Jon?? Come on, man, back me up!!

Jon: No way, man. I’m staying out of this one. You’re going in way over your head. So long, Amigo!

JON RUNS OFF

Sid: Well, looky here, there’s only one left. Kiddy Wars By Calvin K.

Calvin: OK, OK, OK, we give up!

Jake: What? So we win? Yea!!

Jon: Ha! Take that, Calv, we win!!

Jo: Why did we give up?

Calv: Because of them!

SID AND TY SHOW UP

Sid: You guys are playing Nerf? You guys really are stupid, aren’t you?

Calv: Well, you know, Jo and I aren’t playing; you can even ask Jake and Jon.

Sid: Oh, is that right? Well then, how about Ty and me can play too?

Ty: Heh, yeah, why haven’t you guys invited us, huh?

CALV AND JO SNEAK AWAY

Jake: You guys are a bunch of Bozos. I don’t even think you two can shoot a dead bird three feet from your faces! Right, Jon? Jon?? Come on, man, back me up!!

Jon: No way, man. I’m staying out of this one. You’re going in way over your head. So long, Amigo!

JON RUNS OFF

Sid: Well, looky here, there’s only one left.