Mr.Brainiac-Alek+M.

Mr.Brainiac Alek M. P. 1-2

Pg.1 Mr. Brainiac dwelled in Brainland and inhabited in the Brainiac house. He had the most monumental brain in the world. But, of course he also had the largest ego in the world and he didn’t want anyone to be as smart as he is. Since Mr.Brainiac was the most perceptive mind in the world, everyone looked up to him even himself.

“ Oh, yes I am the smartest Mr.men in the world. There’s no one who has a bigger brain than me. I can solve labyrinths in second, take pi the 1,000,000 digit, and solve Einstein's theory in milliseconds, and there is no one else who can do anything like that!” Exclaimed Mr. Brainiac.

Pg.2 Everyday Mr. Brainiac would go through the same intelligent, but boring routine. He would remind himself how smart and brilliant he was, brush his 30 perfectly white teeth, take a shower of exactly 60.5 degrees Fahrenheit, then he would go outside and sniff his daisies exactly 9,297 times. Then as always, he would hop into his Brain Car and drive off to Atom Park.

Pg.3 Along the way to the park he would take the same route, pass Little Miss Cookie’s Brain food Bakery, then past Mr.Addition’s math Flashcards Store, then speeding past Little Miss Fraction’s Ratio Station, which then toke him to Mr.Bees Spelling shop, which landed him along the Pi Highway, until finally after 7 hours of 3.14159 he reached Atom Park.

Pg.4 When he got to the Atom Park he noticed something a little abnormal...a new looking face in Brainland. Mr. Brainiac decided to approach the man.

“Hello what is your name?” Mr. Brainiac questioned “I’m um... Mr.Non-Brainiac!” The man explained “ I’m sorry I thought you said Mr. Non-Brainiac.” Mr. Brainiac remarked “Yep! I am Mr.Non-Brainiac! Mr.Non-Brainiac I am!” Mr. Non-Brainiac squealed in an excited matter. “ My dear heavens! Your name is really Mr.Non-Brainiac? But, this is Brainland not Non-Brainland!” Mr. Brainiac explained “ I know I came here to become a brainiac!” Mr.Non-Brainiac yelled out to the world

Pg.5 Mr.Brainiac was so disgusted by the thought of Mr.Non-Brainiac becoming a brainiac he fled the scene as fast as he. He ran brainland building after building until something halted him. It was a man in a blue robe and an abnormal hat.

“Hello my name is Melvin The Wizard!” Melvin exclaimed “what do you want Melvin!” Mr. Brainiac yelled with true bravery. “Its Melvin!” Melvin yelled. “Yeah, yeah! So what do you want Melvin!?” “I heard what you said to Mr. Non-Brainiac, and if you do not teach him how to be a brainiac I will turn you into a non-brainiac!” melvin yelled. “I’m not scared of you!” Mr. Brainiac screamed. “Then maybe you’re afraid of my magic wand!” Melvin yelled.

Pg.6 Mr.Brainiac was so startled by Melvin he froze there unable to speak or move. But, Melvin did know what to say.

“Thats it if your not going to answer me I might as well just turn you into a non-Brainiac right now!”

Mr. Brainiac was still frozen and unspoken.

“Still unspoken huh? Well, I guess I'll just do this! Ala ca” “Okay! I’ll teach him how to be a Brainiac!” Mr.Brainiac exclaimed Okay very well.” Melvin whispered softly.

Pg.7 Mr.Brainiac had no way to get to the park in a timely matter because he had left his brain car back at Atom Park. So, Melvin decided to teleport Mr.Brainiac to the park.

“Ala ca teleport!” Melvin exclaimed.

Then in second Mr. Brainiac found himself in the park standing in yards of Mr.Non-Brainiac who was sobbing and going on about how he is moronic, ignorant, and will never become a brainiac.

Pg.8 Mr.Brainiac stated to approachMr.Non-Brainiac in a sluggish movement hoping not to startle Mr.Non-Brainiac.

“Hello Mr.Non-Brainiac” Mr.Brainiac said “Oh you again? What do you want?!” Mr.Non-Brainiac yelled. “I am here to. Oh I never thought I would say it but, I came here to help you become a brainiac!” Mr.Brainiac screamed with exhilaration. “Yes! I knew you would teach me how to be a brainiac! Mr.Non Brainiac screamed excitedly

Pg.9 After many, many, many, well you get the point, but anyways, after several months of practice with Mr.Brainiac, Mr.Non-Brainiac became more intelligent, so to fit his intelligence he legally changed his name to Mr.Smartypants and there began another story.

Pg.10 So, the morale of this story is although smartness isn’t everything, smartness does help all the time especially when someone needs you. Oh, and if someone who isn’t that smart needs your help and you declined them you might get a visit from Melvin The Wizard and he will put you in your place.