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Monster Energy Drinks By Calvin K.

Do you have a friend or relative who drinks Monster? Well, if you do, tell them to stop, because if they are a child or teenager, it is especially dangerous. Monster and other energy drinks can really hurt you. Don’t believe me? Than here are some facts you should know.

To start, energy drinks can kill you. Caffeine and other chemicals that are like caffeine can stunt your growth. Do you want your kid to be picked on at school because he is smaller than he should be? It isn’t healthy for your brain, either. Feel better already about energy drinks already? Your kid could also get diarrhea, and die of sudden death (not from the diarrhea).

Besides, if you don’t have short-term memory loss, you’ll remember that Monster is riddled with caffeine (if you do have short term memory loss, reread). What I’m saying is, Monster is addictive. If you try it once or twice, soon you will buy, buy, buy. Besides, if you even allow your kid to look at a “Double Energy” Monster, then you’re done for. That stuff has double caffeine and sugar, (which are the only energy boosters it has, caffeine and sugar), so if you let your kid have some, you’ll have to wake him/her/the Monster zombie out of dreamland with it.

Finally, recognize “buy, buy, buy,” from the upper paragraph? Well, this paragraph is all about the cost of Monster. I don’t know where you live, so I can’t tell what the cost of Monster is, (or if anyone sells it at all) but I would guess that it is 1-2¼ $. If it’s lower, it’s fake, and if the cost is higher, you’re in an over expensive theme park. “Well, that isn’t much,” you might say, but what cost doesn’t pile up over time? And if you’ve really had it many times, than it can give you seizures, which suck up more money than a vacuum.

Well, are you convinced? Because all in all, Monster is not healthy if you have it every day (it would say to not have one for at least a day after you just had one, but who would care?) And if you believed absolutely nothing that I told you in this essay, check it out online. That’s right. I said it. Monster Energy Drinks By Calvin K.

Do you have a friend or relative who drinks Monster? Well, if you do, tell them to stop, because if they are a child or teenager, it is especially dangerous. Monster and other energy drinks can really hurt you. Don’t believe me? Than here are some facts you should know.

To start, energy drinks can kill you. Caffeine and other chemicals that are like caffeine can stunt your growth. Do you want your kid to be picked on at school because he is smaller than he should be? It isn’t healthy for your brain, either. Feel better already about energy drinks already? Your kid could also get diarrhea, and die of sudden death (not from the diarrhea).

Besides, if you don’t have short-term memory loss, you’ll remember that Monster is riddled with caffeine (if you do have short term memory loss, reread). What I’m saying is, Monster is addictive. If you try it once or twice, soon you will buy, buy, buy. Besides, if you even allow your kid to look at a “Double Energy” Monster, then you’re done for. That stuff has double caffeine and sugar, (which are the only energy boosters it has, caffeine and sugar), so if you let your kid have some, you’ll have to wake him/her/the Monster zombie out of dreamland with it.

Finally, recognize “buy, buy, buy,” from the upper paragraph? Well, this paragraph is all about the cost of Monster. I don’t know where you live, so I can’t tell what the cost of Monster is, (or if anyone sells it at all) but I would guess that it is 1-2¼ $. If it’s lower, it’s fake, and if the cost is higher, you’re in an over expensive theme park. “Well, that isn’t much,” you might say, but what cost doesn’t pile up over time? And if you’ve really had it many times, than it can give you seizures, which suck up more money than a vacuum.

Well, are you convinced? Because all in all, Monster is not healthy if you have it every day (it would say to not have one for at least a day after you just had one, but who would care?) And if you believed absolutely nothing that I told you in this essay, check it out online. That’s right. I said it.