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Sally Squirrel By Eric Young

Now somewhere in the forests of North Dakota there lived a silly squirrel named, Sally Squirrel! And one night a nut she saw so she sent to a cabin nearby, she said I’m gonna get that nut! A girl in the cabin saw the squirrel and it made her want to hurl cause she was afraid of squirrels.

Sally Squirrel climbed the huge tree, only to find a big rock! Sally was sad! Sally was mad! She had thought it was a big nut! The problem it seems had broken her dreams, because she was so! So! So hungry!

The girl came out stinking of trout and started to inch ever closer! She said putrid, disgusting! Oh I hate those things, and raised her slingshot upward! She grabbed a big nut, put it in and then shot, the acorn sailed to Sally!

Now Sally Squirrel was turned around, she didn’t see the nut coming! It sailed and hit, Sally’s big head, and Sally said holy molly! She picked up the nut and gave it a munch, and Sally was forever grateful!